Paraguay Just Shocked Germany. Now Comes France.
41st-ranked Paraguay just knocked Germany out of the World Cup on penalties. France is up tomorrow. I cannot stop watching the replay and neither should you.
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Germany and the Netherlands were both eliminated from the 2026 World Cup on the same day. The data says this isn't variance — Europe has a structural problem.
Germany Lost to Paraguay and It's Not the VAR
Germany, four-time World Cup champions, just lost to No. 34-ranked Paraguay on penalties. The VAR call was bad. It also doesn't matter. Here's why.
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Deniz Undav scored twice off the bench, including a 94th-minute winner, to end Germany's 12-year World Cup knockout exile. The rebuild just announced itself.
Germany's World Cup Dominance Has a Fingerprint
Germany is scoring 5 goals per game at World Cup 2026. The data shows this isn't 2014 efficiency — it's something faster and harder to stop.
Germany's 7-1 Win Wasn't a Format Problem
Germany beat Curaçao 7-1 at the 2026 World Cup and the discourse immediately blamed the 48-team format. The format didn't cause this. Germany did.