The New England Patriots open the season Wednesday night in Seattle, and TreVeyon Henderson hasn’t practiced since he tweaked his ankle on August 24. Two full weeks of zero reps, four days before kickoff, and nobody in Foxborough has explained what it actually means. Whatever box they’re checking on the injury report, it doesn’t cover this.

Adam Schefter dropped that timeline like it was routine business.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2096742849677009322

Two weeks of zero reps, four days from kickoff — that’s not how Schefter usually frames a nothing story.

I’m a Jets fan. Hating the Patriots is a family tradition passed down like my dad’s blood pressure medication, and any week where New England’s plan wobbles before kickoff should send me on a victory lap around my Tuesday rec-league gym.

But I’ve lived this exact scenario from my own sideline. I’ve watched a Jets running back miss two weeks of camp reps, then watched the offense show up on opening day with no real answer at the position. It’s not funny when it happens to your team, and it turns out watching someone else’s team walk into it isn’t that funny either.

It’s just sad.

My dad already has a group text loaded for the moment the Patriots find a new way to embarrass themselves. My mom’s dental office plays sports radio all day, so she’ll hear about this ankle a dozen times before lunch whether she wants to or not.

The actual problem here is bigger than one running back. New England still has an offensive line finding itself, a receiver room full of rookies, and now a backfield question mark four days out from a trip to face a Seattle defense that would love nothing more than teeing off on whoever jogs out at running back Wednesday night.

Rhamondre Stevenson is presumably next man up if Henderson can’t go — a fine plan B in October, a shaky one for a season opener the coaching staff has been building toward since April.

And sure, the injury itself might not be scary. Christopher Price and the Boston beat had this pegged as a minor ankle tweak earlier this week, the type that clears up with a walking boot and a long weekend.

That’s the complicating part: no torn ligament, just an ankle that simply will not cooperate, and two weeks of total silence on it is worse for a coaching staff than one bad MRI. A bad MRI at least gives you an answer.

New England has four days and a flight to Seattle, and still no answer. This has graduated past table-setting anxiety — it’s the exact type of vague update that has an entire fan base refreshing beat reporters’ feeds instead of enjoying the last quiet week of their summer.

Meanwhile the rest of the NFL gets to watch a season opener turn into an injury mystery before the actual football starts, which is somehow the most on-brand thing to happen in this division in years.

This isn’t a fluke. It’s just Wednesday in the AFC East.