Dallas fell to Tampa Bay 24-16 on Thursday night, which means the Dallas Cowboys lost at home to a team that walked into AT&T Stadium winless. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers arrived at 0-4, started an undrafted rookie quarterback making his second career start, and left Arlington with the first win of their season. ESPN reported that afterward, in the tunnel toward the locker room, Dak Prescott had a stadium worker removed from the building for calling the loss what it was.

That’s the whole story in one paragraph: a franchise quarterback demanding a stranger be escorted out for speaking honestly, on a night his team couldn’t beat a rookie who’d started exactly one NFL game before Thursday.

This was only the sixth time in franchise history that the Cowboys have lost to a team that entered the game 0-4 or worse — and just the second time it’s happened at home. Dallas is now 2-3 overall, 1-2 in its own building.

The collapse had a shape.

Tampa Bay scored 17 unanswered points in the third quarter while Dallas turned the ball over three times. Prescott finished 24-of-42 for 316 yards with an 18-yard touchdown to George Pickens in the fourth quarter, but also threw two interceptions, his first multi-pick game of the season and his first picks since Week 1. The second one ended it: with under a minute left, his pass deflected off tight end Jake Ferguson’s facemask and landed in linebacker Alex Anzalone’s hands.

The quarterback beating them was Jalon Daniels, an undrafted rookie out of Kansas who signed with Tampa Bay as a free agent and was starting in place of injured Baker Mayfield, who dislocated his throwing thumb in Week 3. It was Daniels’ second career start. He went 19-of-25 for 189 yards and a touchdown, added 23 rushing yards on seven carries, and became the first undrafted rookie quarterback in the common draft era to win a game for a team that entered it winless.

Dallas lost to the least experienced quarterback on the field.

The stadium worker was a third-party contractor, reportedly a driver for a car service, stationed near the players’ exit. He yelled “embarrassing” as Prescott walked past. Prescott looked at him, the man avoided eye contact and said something else, and Prescott told a Cowboys staffer to deal with it. According to NBC Sports, he told the staffer to get the man’s “ass out of here” and called him a “tough guy.”

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Prescott later told reporters, “Feel free to speak your mind. Just speak it. Don’t coward away from the reaction that you’re going to get.” He wouldn’t call the loss embarrassing himself, citing respect for Tampa Bay and coach Todd Bowles, but allowed that it was “right up close to embarrassing” — a quarterback drawing a precise line between the word he won’t say and the man he’ll have thrown out for saying it anyway.

Head coach Brian Schottenheimer defended the whole scene unprompted. “I said it’s motivating,” he said. “People are allowed to say what they want to say… We believe in what we’re doing. We believe that we have good players, good coaches.” He said that after losing to a team that had opened its season 0-4.

My brother in Phoenix texts me every time the Suns look respectable, like it’s a minor miracle worth documenting. Dallas just handed Tampa Bay that same moment, except Tampa Bay actually won it, with a quarterback who’d been in the building six weeks.

There’s a full breakdown of Thursday night’s loss to Tampa Bay elsewhere, with the actual football reasons Dallas is 2-3. This is just the version from the tunnel. A quarterback who needs a stranger removed from the building for saying one true word out loud is giving you the real diagnosis: a roster that just got beat by a team whose rookie was only starting because Baker Mayfield’s injury forced the issue in Week 3, and still couldn’t find a way to beat him.

Dallas didn’t get embarrassed. Dallas got told, and threw out the messenger.