A kid born in New Orleans, whose last name is the closest thing the state has to a royal family, told reporters this week that going to Baton Rouge means nothing to him, and the whole state is supposed to nod along.

Arch Manning gave that answer to WAFB ahead of Texas at LSU. “We’re trying to go 1-0 this week,” he said. “I really don’t have any legacy, you know, I have no family that went to LSU.” Then the line that will get laminated and hung in a Tiger Stadium tunnel: “I’m from New Orleans, which is an hour from Baton Rouge. So there’s no real, there’s no connection, really.”

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Look, the literal part holds up. Archie and Eli Manning played at Ole Miss, Peyton played at Tennessee, and none of them wore purple and gold. Nobody can hand Arch a family LSU letter jacket. But “no real connection” is a sentence you can only say about a place you have never had to explain yourself to, and he went to Isidore Newman in New Orleans. The state knows exactly who he is.

The deeper cut is from June. WAFB also has what Manning said at the Manning Passing Academy, and he said he “obviously grew up going to games there every year.” Five months later: no real connection. Both can be true if you squint hard enough, but a guy who grew up going to games there is not a stranger to the building. I get why he’s saying it. It just does not match the tape of his own mouth.

And he is not the only one who sees the angle. Lane Kiffin, asked about Manning, offered “I hope he does really well, obviously outside of Saturday.” Steve Sarkisian, for his part, told WAFB that “the legacy stuff is a byproduct of doing what he gets to do.” Two coaches, both politely declining to pretend this is a normal game week.

Here is the counterargument, and it deserves its due. Manning has every reason to flatten the story. Texas is 7-2 and just climbed out of a two-game October losing streak with a 34-20 win at Missouri, where he went 28 of 38 for 297 yards and three touchdowns. LSU is 6-3 and stinging from a 31-13 loss to Alabama. When the other side has a wounded home crowd, the smart quarterback does not add a homecoming subplot to the pile. “It’s not about me at all this week” is good self-defense. It is also the kind of thing you say right before you get made the main character anyway.

Because he will be. The story of Manning against Ohio State and of Manning and Chambliss as the sport’s faces just got a new chapter, set in a stadium that will give him a very specific kind of noise when he jogs out of that tunnel in an away jersey.

My take: he can keep calling it a normal Saturday. I’d rather watch him find out, the first time ABC cuts to a Baton Rouge crowd booing a New Orleans kid, that there is no such thing.