LeBron James crashed into a courtside fan chasing a loose ball Monday night, spilled the man’s red wine, grabbed the cup, took a sip, handed it back, and ran on toward defense, and somehow that is the least surprising thing he has done all season.

It happened in the third quarter of the 76ers’ 126-107 win over the Bulls at Xfinity Mobile Arena, with Philadelphia running its record to 7-1 and James mid-possession: 15 points, 7 rebounds, 9 assists. He plowed into Troy Clemons, a season-ticket holder, and knocked the wine right out of the guy’s hand. Afterward he explained the decision like a man reviewing a pour, not a player who’d just run over a stranger: “I crashed into him, spilled some of his wine. So I wanted to see if it was worth it on my arm and how good it was. It was alright.”

Clemons took it better than most people would.

He told reporters James is “just another man like me,” and that he eventually tossed the wine-stained cup in the trash like nothing happened. No lawyer. No outrage. Just a wetter seat than usual.

Then the internet got involved. By Tuesday morning, an Instagram post was circulating claiming the NBA had fined James $200,000 for the whole thing. It never happened. The league reviewed the clip the way it reviews anything involving its biggest name and decided there was nothing worth fining. LeBron drank the wine, the NBA shrugged, and that should have been the entire story.

Grabbing a stranger’s drink mid-possession technically isn’t allowed. The league just decided a spontaneous moment with a season-ticket holder wasn’t worth the paperwork. ESPN’s Sixers beat writer caught the whole thing live.

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The fake $200,000 fine spread faster than the truth ever had a chance to, and that’s the part worth sitting with. A made-up LeBron fine has outrun the real story before. The last fake LeBron fine that went viral followed the same script: a number nobody verified, outrage nobody questioned. Dave Portnoy piled on too, needling James over the example a 41-year-old sets by drinking a stranger’s wine on national television, a fair gripe that also proves the point. People wanted him punished for something harmless, and when the league said no, the rumor rushed in to fill the gap the real story left behind. 76ers-adjacent rumors have a way of outrunning the facts these days, and this was just the latest to prove it.

What makes the wine sip the most normal thing LeBron’s done all season is everything around it. He’s 41, playing his 24th year, a number no other player has touched. He’s making $3.88 million this year on a veteran-minimum deal with Philadelphia, a year after a $52.63 million payday with the Lakers. That’s a $48.75 million drop, the largest single-season pay cut any player has ever taken, bigger than the one that broke Russell Westbrook’s bank account two years ago. James explained it the same flat way he explained the wine: “This is my last decision. I’m not going for money.”

A 41-year-old on the smallest paycheck of his career crashed into a stranger, drank what was left of his wine, and still walked away the only person in this entire story who didn’t overreact.